For centuries, religious zealots insisted that the heretical Black Mass existed right under their noses. It was probably never true, but we’re sure here now.
It was our biggest Satanic Bay Area public event ever, and you know who we have to thank for it: Satan. By which we mean all of you.
Jehovah’s Witnesses are sitting around waiting for the apocalypse, which they’ll spend in the basement. Why are Satanists are supposedly the weird ones again?