The Devil’s Calling Card

The Devil’s Calling Card

We think of Satanic principles as sweeping things: revolution; liberty; empowerment! Incremental comforts and managed expectations aren’t as stirring.

The Fine Art Of Heresy

The Fine Art Of Heresy

Someone is accusing me of using a double-standard for ‘Unholy Bible’, but really the standard is: Context matters, you dork-ass motherfuckers.

Happy New Year Zero

Happy New Year Zero

Mainstream religions try to sell you eternity, but Satanism is transitive. Good things are not meant to last forever; they’re just meant to be good.

Chapter & Versus

Chapter & Versus

For decades the Satanic Bible was the default norm. Even if you didn’t like, it’s like “Leviticus” or the XFL–distasteful, but part of the cultural fabric.

The Unfriendly Skies

The Unfriendly Skies

Satanist Swati Runi Goyal’s shirt didn’t really offend an American Airlines crew. Goyal is what they don’t like, and the shirt is just what tipped them off.

Okay. Why Satan?

Okay. Why Satan?

When they ask “Why Satan?” what they mean is, “If none of my damaging assumptions about Satanism were true, then why are you a Satanist?” Absurd.