The Catholic Church employs forced abortion for nun abuse. The Church of Satan’s founder pushed sterilization in place of abortion. What fresh hell is this?
New York’s Reproductive Health Act changes almost nothing about abortion access. But according to the Internet it now turns New Yorkers into Satanists. Huh.
Nothing you ever say, do, think, or feel is ever going to endanger your soul. Telling people otherwise is an act of abuse.
For centuries, religious zealots insisted that the heretical Black Mass existed right under their noses. It was probably never true, but we’re sure here now.
Jehovah’s Witnesses are sitting around waiting for the apocalypse, which they’ll spend in the basement. Why are Satanists are supposedly the weird ones again?
Anti-Satanist conspiracy freaks with #Qanon have chosen a messiah and preach his resurection. Hilariously, even #Qanon can’t convince them they’re wrong.