It was our biggest Satanic Bay Area public event ever, and you know who we have to thank for it: Satan. By which we mean all of you.
Jehovah’s Witnesses are sitting around waiting for the apocalypse, which they’ll spend in the basement. Why are Satanists are supposedly the weird ones again?
Anti-Satanist conspiracy freaks with #Qanon have chosen a messiah and preach his resurection. Hilariously, even #Qanon can’t convince them they’re wrong.
Fundies think Satanic Christmas displays like Chicago’s Snaketivity or SBA’s Christmas tree exist just to make them mad. Ever notice they tend to think everything is about them?
Preacher Garrett Kell says “god” wants missionaries to follow John Chau to Sentinel Island. Unless god is a sadistic fuck, this is a terrible idea.