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The Devil Made Us Do Shit
“Conjuring” fans and free speech boosters alike want to know: Can you yell “Satanic Panic” in a crowded theater?
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Bay Area Satanists Have Rite of Way For Walpurgisnacht
If you speak of the devil he’ll appear, but for most of the last year our Bay Area Satanists have had to keep their personal manifestations indirect.
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A Very Satanic Gift Guide
No matter what winter holiday you celebrate (and even if you celebrate none at all), Satanists love to indulge. Here’s a gift guide when shopping for your favorite Satanist — or yourself.
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There’s No Place Like Hell For the Holidays
For the third year in a row, Satanic Bay Area is happy to sponsor a Satanic Christmas tree at San Jose’s annual Christmas In the Park celebration.
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Bay Area Satanists Do Devil’s Night at a Distance
How do you observe Halloween in the midst of an unprecedent public health crisis? In our case, very carefully.
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Selling Your Solstice To Satan
Bay Area Satanists met on the shores of Golden Gate Park’s Lloyd Lake for a much-needed but still very cautious solstice ritual.
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World Ends Again, Same Time Next Year
Mainstream religion never seems to get tired of the end of the world. Which seems to leave only Satanists with the job of preserving the world to the best of our ability.
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Walpurgisnacht Becomes Walpurgis-Not
Some religions endanger their membership insisting on communion in one physical location, but we swapped our Walpurgisnacht Black Mass for an online ritual.
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Easter Mess Cleans Up
Satanists are conducting many sacrifices right now: of our time, of our company, and of opportunities that might have been, all to save lives.
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Satan Gets Clinical For Women’s Day
Despite the name, RealOptions clinics exist to stymy the real options for people seeking abortion, a product of fundy finagling that swaps sermons for care.
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