Feel the Burn

20th Century Faux

Either we have a “ritual abuse” pandemic or the supposed symptoms are hilariously broad and non-specific. I wonder which one it’ll turn out to be?

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Happy New Year Zero

Mainstream religions try to sell you eternity, but Satanism is transitive. Good things are not meant to last forever; they’re just meant to be good.

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Chapter & Versus

For decades the Satanic Bible was the default norm. Even if you didn’t like, it’s like “Leviticus” or the XFL–distasteful, but part of the cultural fabric.

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The Unfriendly Skies

Satanist Swati Runi Goyal’s shirt didn’t really offend an American Airlines crew. Goyal is what they don’t like, and the shirt is just what tipped them off.

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Okay. Why Satan?

When they ask “Why Satan?” what they mean is, “If none of my damaging assumptions about Satanism were true, then why are you a Satanist?” Absurd.

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A Doctrine Of Dunces

“The greatest representative of autonomy is Satan,” say dismal anti-abortion kooks at “Created Equal.” I might put that quote on my business cards.

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