Feel the Burn
The Greatest Of All Time
Over on Twitter, a Catholic priest’s goat analogy has put him on the horns of dilemma–and he has nobody to blame but himself.
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The Letter of the Law
Twitter flacks vowed, “We will permanently suspend accounts tweeting about #Qanon. Couple things: One, no they won’t. Two, what exactly took this long?
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Wayfair Is Foul & Foul Is Wayfair
Conspiracy assholes believe they’re special, but from Procter & Gamble to the Wayfair scare, they’re working off a script from thousands of years ago.
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False Flag Operation
If we trust god in a way that’s (somehow) secular, can we trust Satan too? If we say Satan in a ceremonial and patriotic mode, would the courts protect it?
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Time & Punishment
Knowingly or not, cops with a fetish for Marvel Comics’ the Punisher are doing what Satanists have done for centuries. They’re just doing it wrong.
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Monumental Errors
What’s the difference between monuments to Christopher Columbus or the Confederacy and effigies to Satan? Well, only every single possible thing.
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Research & Destroy
Tell someone “do their own research” on Satanism and Google will have them thinking Freemasons use chemtrails to activate cannibalism genes in Girl Scouts.
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The Failure of Everything
America is the Enron of countries, the archdiocese of the world. Problems get shuffled and papered over for a surprisingly long time–but not forever.
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Empathy For The Devil
Empathy is a Satanic value, but it can take a lot out of you in the long run. In a way, you could call it a kind of Satanic sacrifice.
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Service With a Trial
Satanist circles generally credit the phrase “non serviam” to Lucifer. But actually it’s the people who opted for freedom over servitude.
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