Blog – Satanic Bay Area

A Grotesque Development

by Daniel Walker | Oct 19, 2020

Why did old world builders decorate their most holy buildings with gargoyles and other Satanic images of leering devils? Simply, because we love them.

Are You Smarter Than a Flat-Earther?

by Daniel Walker | Oct 12, 2020

Science tells us that people who believe irrational things are not necessarily stupid. But just for the hell of it, let’s give that idea some air anyway.

Scary Stories To Tell In the Dark Ages

by Daniel Walker | Oct 5, 2020

Everyone knows the story about the Hookman–but why? This redoubtable but stupid urban legend sticks around because, like devil myths, it has an agenda.

Sinister Ministers

by Daniel Walker | Sep 21, 2020

The word “priest” meant “one put over others,” and oh boy can you fuck right off with that. Just writing those words makes my skin crawl and not come back.

Haught Cross Bunk

by Daniel Walker | Sep 14, 2020

Is an inverted cross a Satanic symbol, or a Catholic one? The answer is…not important. What’s important is why we might like it in the first place.

Laws of Diminishing, Returns

by Daniel Walker | Sep 7, 2020

Every Satanist I know is a criminal. But why wouldn’t they be? Nobody can be naive enough to think there’s anybody who isn’t?

Semantic Panic

by Daniel Walker | Aug 24, 2020

At the heart of that word “semantics” we find a question: Why do we do all of this? What, at the end of the day, does Satanism MEAN?

Booking Time

by Daniel Walker | Aug 17, 2020

We create Modern Satanism: Our practice is what we’re doing, our doctrine is what we know. That also means we teach it to ourselves: There’s nobody else.