Feel the Burn
20th Century Faux
Either we have a “ritual abuse” pandemic or the supposed symptoms are hilariously broad and non-specific. I wonder which one it’ll turn out to be?
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The Devil’s Calling Card
We think of Satanic principles as sweeping things: revolution; liberty; empowerment! Incremental comforts and managed expectations aren’t as stirring.
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The Fine Art Of Heresy
Someone is accusing me of using a double-standard for ‘Unholy Bible’, but really the standard is: Context matters, you dork-ass motherfuckers.
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Happy New Year Zero
Mainstream religions try to sell you eternity, but Satanism is transitive. Good things are not meant to last forever; they’re just meant to be good.
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Chapter & Versus
For decades the Satanic Bible was the default norm. Even if you didn’t like, it’s like “Leviticus” or the XFL–distasteful, but part of the cultural fabric.
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The Unfriendly Skies
Satanist Swati Runi Goyal’s shirt didn’t really offend an American Airlines crew. Goyal is what they don’t like, and the shirt is just what tipped them off.
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Okay. Why Satan?
When they ask “Why Satan?” what they mean is, “If none of my damaging assumptions about Satanism were true, then why are you a Satanist?” Absurd.
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Black Masses & Imperfect Hosts
Do Modern Satanists like TST Houston really “desecrate” the Catholic host? Probably not. A better question is: Would it matter?
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When the Chickens Come Home To Roost
As southern culinary families go, serial gay bashers Chick-Fil-A were neck and neck with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Now the chickens come home to roost.
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A Doctrine Of Dunces
“The greatest representative of autonomy is Satan,” say dismal anti-abortion kooks at “Created Equal.” I might put that quote on my business cards.
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