Devils, Details, & Deductions
The headlines this week read, “The Satanic Temple Is a Religion, Says IRS,” but this is not true. What the IRS actually said is much more surprising.
Easter Mess: Jesus Is a Parasite, But That’s Okay
Catholic League boss Bill Donohue gripes about Satanists capitalizing on Easter. But of course, Catholics stole Easter to begin with…and that’s okay.
The Gift of Pazuzu
Despite what William Peter Blatty tells you, the Mesopotamian demon Pazuzu is not Satan and is great with kids. But angry people see Satanism in all things.
The Final Ultimate Secret To Satanic Practice (sort of)
All of these acts are Satanism. Because they’re all things Satanists do in the name of their lack of faith. To choose for yourself is inherently Satanic.
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