The Great White Hype

The Great White Hype

Executive branch sociopath Paula White says that her recent sermon about aborting “Satanic pregnancies” has gotten a bad rap. How would anyone know?

20th Century Faux

20th Century Faux

Either we have a “ritual abuse” pandemic or the supposed symptoms are hilariously broad and non-specific. I wonder which one it’ll turn out to be?

The Devil’s Calling Card

The Devil’s Calling Card

We think of Satanic principles as sweeping things: revolution; liberty; empowerment! Incremental comforts and managed expectations aren’t as stirring.

The Fine Art Of Heresy

The Fine Art Of Heresy

Someone is accusing me of using a double-standard for ‘Unholy Bible’, but really the standard is: Context matters, you dork-ass motherfuckers.

Happy New Year Zero

Happy New Year Zero

Mainstream religions try to sell you eternity, but Satanism is transitive. Good things are not meant to last forever; they’re just meant to be good.

Chapter & Versus

Chapter & Versus

For decades the Satanic Bible was the default norm. Even if you didn’t like, it’s like “Leviticus” or the XFL–distasteful, but part of the cultural fabric.