Feel the Burn
Sins Aren’t Sins
Nothing you ever say, do, think, or feel is ever going to endanger your soul. Telling people otherwise is an act of abuse.
Black Mass: A Brief History of What Never Happened
For centuries, religious zealots insisted that the heretical Black Mass existed right under their noses. It was probably never true, but we’re sure here now.
Waiting For The End of the World
Jehovah’s Witnesses are sitting around waiting for the apocalypse, which they’ll spend in the basement. Why are Satanists are supposedly the weird ones again?
Conspiracy Messiahs: Dead Is Better
Anti-Satanist conspiracy freaks with #Qanon have chosen a messiah and preach his resurection. Hilariously, even #Qanon can’t convince them they’re wrong.
A Snake In The Xmas
Fundies think Satanic Christmas displays like Chicago’s Snaketivity or SBA’s Christmas tree exist just to make them mad. Ever notice they tend to think everything is about them?
The Slings & Errors of Missionary Death
Preacher Garrett Kell says “god” wants missionaries to follow John Chau to Sentinel Island. Unless god is a sadistic fuck, this is a terrible idea.
All Q’ed Up, No Place To Go
Anti-Satanist #Qanon conspirators thought JFK Jr would return from the dead this week. He didn’t. When fanatics get disappointed, they get more dangerous.
Breaking Fundamentalism With “AltFacts”
Chris Stroops’ #ChristianAltFacts teach us things about the religious right we maybe didn’t want to know. But how do we break the spell of misinformation?
The Halloween Conspiracy That Almost Wasn’t
No, the Eye of Sauron atop Salesforce Tower on Halloween was not a Satanic ritual, and we were not behind it. But good luck convincing the credulous.
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sabrina?
“The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina” turns Satan and Satanists into its villains. And yet the show is in love with real Satanic principles.
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