My argument would be something pretty close to Ehrman’s: Briefly, we know Jesus didn’t rise from the dead because that’s FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.
Remember to leave a wishbone on the threshold once a month, as that’s the most effective way to ward off superstition.
We get a lot of messages these days, some of them very insightful, sincere, exciting, informative, encouraging, or constructive. We also got these ones.
In its proper historical context, an idea like Hell could actually make a lot of sense. The fact that it doesn’t is on the people who invented it.
Ever wonder why most Satanists seem to be white? If your answer is no that’s okay, it’s not the sort of thing that comes up in TED Talks or at most parties.