Hail Satan, Full of Gratis

Hail Satan, Full of Gratis

Some non-Satanists pose: If (most) Satanists don’t believe in the devil, what does “Hail Satan” even mean? The answer is all about you.

The Apathy & The Ecstasy

The Apathy & The Ecstasy

I care about Satanism, but not about everything to do with it. Some topics you couldn’t threaten me into minding. I choose sloth—and that’s empowering.

Stations of the Crossed

Stations of the Crossed

The last thing 2020 needed was Catholic apologists struggling to understand the Satanic Temple…and that was indeed one of the last things it got.