Easter Mess: On the Virtue of Not Pleasing Silly People

Easter Mess: On the Virtue of Not Pleasing Silly People

IS SATANISM ANTI-CHRISTIAN? SHOULD WE CARE? More and more Americans these days fret about “anti-Christian discrimination.” Just for fun, let’s take a break from curing our Easter hams with their salty tears and explore that. A 2016 Brookings study...
That Time Jesus and the Devil Went Hiking Together

That Time Jesus and the Devil Went Hiking Together

THE TEMPTATION OF CHRIST: WHEN SATAN IS THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE ROOM Time for some Satanic Bible study: Now, Post-Job, Satan doesn’t do much in the Bible until we get to the gospels and the temptation of Christ. This story is one of my favorites. I see it as...
Satan’s Black History Lesson

Satan’s Black History Lesson

HOW SOCIETY RACIALLY PROFILES THE DEVIL It’s February, but some things about black history probably just won’t come up during Black History Month. For example, we rarely talk about the centuries that black people spent having to be the devil. Back in 2013,...

Our Satanic Presidential Roast

SIX REASONS WE’RE BURNING DONALD TRUMP In a few days, we’re gathering in a mildly top secret Bay Area location to burn Donald Trump in effigy. February 1 is Imbolc Night, a date for pagan fire festivals. And it borders on Candlemas, which conspiracy assholes...
Texas’ Fetal Mass Grave Law Way Scarier Than Satan

Texas’ Fetal Mass Grave Law Way Scarier Than Satan

WE ARE AGAINST FETAL MASS GRAVES FOR JESUS You could have bet me almost anything that Texas’ proposed fetal burial law couldn’t get any creepier. Even just the phrase “fetal burial law” already pushes a red line I didn’t even know was...