My argument would be something pretty close to Ehrman’s: Briefly, we know Jesus didn’t rise from the dead because that’s FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.
There is no one correct Baphomet, because Baphomet is all things that dull minds deem incorrect.
Urban myths about “human sacrifice” are a millennia-old trope that perpetuates xenophobia and paranoia about dangerous foreign interlopers.
That Lauren Boebert is wrong isn’t news, as Boebert is wrong about almost everything. The story is why her crank constituency believe her.
It’s a nice day; nothing is going on; the Evil Ones are not presently inhabiting anyone’s bodies. These are just the facts.