Satan The Loser

Satan The Loser

by | Feb 18, 2019

Satan is a loser, in that he’s defined by having once lost. This does not make him strong in the traditional, toxic sense. Instead it makes him powerful.

Our Satanic Presidential Roast

Our Satanic Presidential Roast

by | Jan 29, 2017

SIX REASONS WE’RE BURNING DONALD TRUMP In a few days, we’re gathering in a mildly top secret Bay Area location to burn Donald Trump in effigy. February 1 is Imbolc Night, a date for pagan fire festivals. And it borders on Candlemas, which conspiracy assholes...