Through stories like the Satan myth, we can confront our own falliblity. If we don’t, then we condemn ourselves to the one true Hell: denialism.
Satan doesn’t have any miracle cures for you. And actually it looks like neither does anybody else. But whatever you’re feeling right now, it’s okay.
It sounds shallow to say, “If Matt Shea is against TST Washington they must be doing something right”—but sometimes you catch big fish in the shallow end.