In its proper historical context, an idea like Hell could actually make a lot of sense. The fact that it doesn’t is on the people who invented it.
This Lupercalia, we love Satanic parents, but we also think the conscious, empowered decision not to have children is a Satanic path of its own.
Through stories like the Satan myth, we can confront our own falliblity. If we don’t, then we condemn ourselves to the one true Hell: denialism.
Every Satanist I know is a criminal. But why wouldn’t they be? Nobody can be naive enough to think there’s anybody who isn’t?
Conspiracy assholes believe they’re special, but from Procter & Gamble to the Wayfair scare, they’re working off a script from thousands of years ago.