“Conjuring” fans and free speech boosters alike want to know: Can you yell “Satanic Panic” in a crowded theater?
If ranchers want to know who’s really behind “cattle mutilations,” fine. The real culprits are quite obvious: It’s not Satanists. It’s the ranchers.
Every Satanist I know is a criminal. But why wouldn’t they be? Nobody can be naive enough to think there’s anybody who isn’t?