The Apathy & The Ecstasy

The Apathy & The Ecstasy

I care about Satanism, but not about everything to do with it. Some topics you couldn’t threaten me into minding. I choose sloth—and that’s empowering.

Home For the Unholidays

Home For the Unholidays

Every year someone asks why Satanists would want a Christmas tree? But we’d be better off asking, why does ANYONE want a Christmas tree?

The Greatest Of All Time

Over on Twitter, a Catholic priest’s goat analogy has put him on the horns of dilemma–and he has nobody to blame but himself.

The Fine Art Of Heresy

The Fine Art Of Heresy

Someone is accusing me of using a double-standard for ‘Unholy Bible’, but really the standard is: Context matters, you dork-ass motherfuckers.

Sins Aren’t Sins

Sins Aren’t Sins

Nothing you ever say, do, think, or feel is ever going to endanger your soul. Telling people otherwise is an act of abuse.