No Kids On the Block

No Kids On the Block

This Lupercalia, we love Satanic parents, but we also think the conscious, empowered decision not to have children is a Satanic path of its own.

Stations of the Crossed

Stations of the Crossed

The last thing 2020 needed was Catholic apologists struggling to understand the Satanic Temple…and that was indeed one of the last things it got.

Sinister Ministers

Sinister Ministers

The word “priest” meant “one put over others,” and oh boy can you fuck right off with that. Just writing those words makes my skin crawl and not come back.

Booking Time

Booking Time

We create Modern Satanism: Our practice is what we’re doing, our doctrine is what we know. That also means we teach it to ourselves: There’s nobody else.