Satan: A Name For What Scares Off Weirdos

Satan: A Name For What Scares Off Weirdos

WHEN A FUNDAMENTALIST CALLS IT SATANIC, YOU KNOW IT’S WORKING RIGHT   It doesn’t take much to be called a Satanist these days. Just run for office, become an atheist, complain about sexual assault, or be gay or trans, and a fundamentalist will dutifully...
Satan Needs a Bible (Other Than the Satanic Bible)

Satan Needs a Bible (Other Than the Satanic Bible)

IF SATAN WERE EVIL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? (THE SATANIC BIBLE QUANDARY) As atheistic Satanists, we don’t believe that the devil exists. We certainly believe in Satan (via a different (better) definition of what that word means). But there’s no real fallen angel or...
Satan: The Best Doctor You Ever Had

Satan: The Best Doctor You Ever Had

MODERN MEDICINE: BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE SATANISM IN THEIR LIVES Is anesthesia a tool of Satanist medicine? Depends how many centuries you wait for a second opinion. Although the discovery of basic painkillers and sedatives only barely postdates the swallowing...