How Satan Saved Christmas

How Satan Saved Christmas

THERE’S NO “WAR ON CHRISTMAS,” YOU JUST GAVE THE FUN STUFF TO THE DEVIL Did you know crazies have been doing the “War on Christmas” thing for more than 500 years? In 1487, two German inquisitors wrote in their witch hunter’s manual: “Bad...
Pizzagate: Anti-Satanists Are Fucking Insane

Pizzagate: Anti-Satanists Are Fucking Insane

PIZZAGATE: SATANIC PANIC WITH EXTRA TOPPINGS The most dangerous thing any Satanist has done lately is get a little busy on Fred Phelps’ mom’s grave. On the other hand, anti-Satanists just goaded a loon into shooting up a Washington DC pizza parlor. Remind me...
The Right To Be Anti “Pro-Life”

The Right To Be Anti “Pro-Life”

TEXAS TELL ABORTION CLINICS “SEE YOU IN HELL”, SATANIC TEMPLE SAYS “SEE YOU IN COURT” Ancient Christians preached that in Hell, women who had abortions would sit in “gore up to their necks.” Meanwhile, the ghosts of unborn children...