Feel the Burn
A Reverse Exorcism From Your Friendly Local Satanists
TIME TO EXORCISE BAY AREA'S FAKE EXORCISTS Did you know that the Bay Area is home to one of America’s most famous fake exorcists? Father Gary Thomas is the Vatican’s exorcism appointment in the South Bay. He’s pretended to perform exorcisms there since training in...
The End of the End of the World
2016 APOCALYPSE CANCELLED, BUT BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR Well, you’re reading this. That means the advertised 2016 apocalypse didn’t happen on Friday, as scheduled. This latest “End Times” date came by way of an anonymous and rather lazy YouTube channel that marked July...
Transphobic Kooks Declare “Satan Is Transgender”
ON TRANSGENDER RIGHTS; OR AS SATANISTS CALL THEM, "RIGHTS" Transgender men and women can now serve openly in the US military. (Should they for some reason want to.) To rational people, this is unremarkable news. It's only strange that a contrary policy ever existed....
The Klan’s Christian Racism vs Black Lives Matter
THE KKK BRINGS CHRISTIAN RACISM TO SAN FRANCISCO Is the Bible racist? Well, some local racists say so. The Ku Klux Klan (or maybe just a troll or a lone nut, it’s hard to say) posted fliers door to door in the Haight this week. The archaic hate group called itself an...
Pride Is a Sin (Thank god)
LGBT PRIDE: "SINNING" OUR WAY TO A BETTER WORLD This is LGBT Pride week in San Francisco. And pride, it was recently explained to me, is a sin. This insight came by way of a stranger commenting on a news story about the Orlando club shooting. The argument that ensued...
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