Feel the Burn
Laws of Diminishing, Returns
Every Satanist I know is a criminal. But why wouldn’t they be? Nobody can be naive enough to think there’s anybody who isn’t?
Semantic Panic
At the heart of that word “semantics” we find a question: Why do we do all of this? What, at the end of the day, does Satanism MEAN?
Booking Time
We create Modern Satanism: Our practice is what we’re doing, our doctrine is what we know. That also means we teach it to ourselves: There’s nobody else.
I Ain’t Got No Crystal Ball
Can you outlaw a religion–Satanism, Santeria, Voudon?–in the US, religious freedom notwithstanding? According to the Supreme Court…it depends?
The Greatest Of All Time
Over on Twitter, a Catholic priest’s goat analogy has put him on the horns of dilemma–and he has nobody to blame but himself.
The Letter of the Law
Twitter flacks vowed, “We will permanently suspend accounts tweeting about #Qanon. Couple things: One, no they won’t. Two, what exactly took this long?
Wayfair Is Foul & Foul Is Wayfair
Conspiracy assholes believe they’re special, but from Procter & Gamble to the Wayfair scare, they’re working off a script from thousands of years ago.
False Flag Operation
If we trust god in a way that’s (somehow) secular, can we trust Satan too? If we say Satan in a ceremonial and patriotic mode, would the courts protect it?
Time & Punishment
Knowingly or not, cops with a fetish for Marvel Comics’ the Punisher are doing what Satanists have done for centuries. They’re just doing it wrong.
Monumental Errors
What’s the difference between monuments to Christopher Columbus or the Confederacy and effigies to Satan? Well, only every single possible thing.
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