Feel the Burn

What’s In The Box?

What’s In The Box?

Feeling confined lately? Here’s a personal Satanic ritual I composed to help confront my fears and anxieties about Everything Going On Right Now.

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Land Of Confusion

Land Of Confusion

Let’s ponder that sentiment: “Sure, this evidently good thing may seem good, but if you presume the inverse of all of that then it appears quite sinister.”

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The Great White Hype

The Great White Hype

Executive branch sociopath Paula White says that her recent sermon about aborting “Satanic pregnancies” has gotten a bad rap. How would anyone know?

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20th Century Faux

20th Century Faux

Either we have a “ritual abuse” pandemic or the supposed symptoms are hilariously broad and non-specific. I wonder which one it’ll turn out to be?

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