A Washington State Of Play

It sounds shallow to say, “If Matt Shea is against TST Washington they must be doing something right”—but sometimes you catch big fish in the shallow end.

Land Of Confusion

Land Of Confusion

Let’s ponder that sentiment: “Sure, this evidently good thing may seem good, but if you presume the inverse of all of that then it appears quite sinister.”

Half Brains For Halftime

Half Brains For Halftime

Why do people believe these obviously wrong things? Many of them are stupid or sincerely troubled, but so are lots of people who never fuck up this bad.

The Great White Hype

The Great White Hype

Executive branch sociopath Paula White says that her recent sermon about aborting “Satanic pregnancies” has gotten a bad rap. How would anyone know?

20th Century Faux

20th Century Faux

Either we have a “ritual abuse” pandemic or the supposed symptoms are hilariously broad and non-specific. I wonder which one it’ll turn out to be?

The Devil’s Calling Card

The Devil’s Calling Card

We think of Satanic principles as sweeping things: revolution; liberty; empowerment! Incremental comforts and managed expectations aren’t as stirring.