The Halloween Conspiracy That Almost Wasn’t
No, the Eye of Sauron atop Salesforce Tower on Halloween was not a Satanic ritual, and we were not behind it. But good luck convincing the credulous.
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sabrina?
“The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina” turns Satan and Satanists into its villains. And yet the show is in love with real Satanic principles.
It’s the Great Adversary, Charlie Brown!
Linus and his patchy Great Pumpkin record are a handy formula for religious faith. And for why faith is a formula for lousy religions.
On Black Magic & Taking Out the Garbage
Trump EPA chief Scott Pruitt finally resigned this week. And this was definitely, definitely not on account of the Satanic curse we put on him in 2017.
The Real Kennedy Conspiracy: Assassinating Bodily Autonomy
Anthony Kennedy’s bid to disrobe (so to speak) puts abortion access and bodily freedom in danger. But only because archaic holy books suffer long lifespans.
Conspiracy Gibberish & Baby Talk
From Satanic Panic through Pizzagate and #QAnon, Anti-Satanist conspiracists talk a lot about “the children.” But on real immigrant baby jails they’re mum.
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