Illuminati Confirmed? Not Really

by | Sep 10, 2017

THE “ILLUMINATI”: A SECULAR SATAN FOR IRRELIGIOUS NUTS Google the word “Illuminati” and you’ll get 16 million results. By comparison, “al Qaeda” returns a tenth of that. By rights, al Qaeda really should have a leg up in interest. It has the advantage of...

Black Hole Sun, Won’t You Come?

by | Aug 20, 2017

FLAT EARTHERS PREP FOR TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE THEY SHOULDN’T EVEN BELIEVE IN Tomorrow, the United States will witness a total solar eclipse. And then, presumably, Father Ba’al will use that dark gateway in the sky to cast a spell of doomsday over this...
Satan’s Little Secret

Satan’s Little Secret

by | Aug 13, 2017

“BLACK MASS APPEAL” ASKS: SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE WE’RE SATANISTS? Last week, Satanic San Francisco launched our new podcast, Black Mass Appeal. Alternative titles we considered: “Satan For The Rest Of Us,” “Are You Afraid Of The...