Ragnarok Bottom

Ragnarok Bottom

Some people like to associate Loki with Satan. I’ve never bought into this, but as a shapeshifting biracial genderqueer anti-Nazi I admit he’s qualified.

Holy Weak

Holy Weak

The word “holy” means “complete.” But I’m not complete: I’m human. I’m a mess. I’m unholy. And I like it that way.

No Kids On the Block

No Kids On the Block

This Lupercalia, we love Satanic parents, but we also think the conscious, empowered decision not to have children is a Satanic path of its own.

The Cows Come Home

The Cows Come Home

If ranchers want to know who’s really behind “cattle mutilations,” fine. The real culprits are quite obvious: It’s not Satanists. It’s the ranchers.

Haught Cross Bunk

Haught Cross Bunk

Is an inverted cross a Satanic symbol, or a Catholic one? The answer is…not important. What’s important is why we might like it in the first place.