No, the Eye of Sauron atop Salesforce Tower on Halloween was not a Satanic ritual, and we were not behind it. But good luck convincing the credulous.
That’s how anti-Satanist conspiracy theories work: Even things that debunk the conspiracy are part of the conspiracy, including the NFL and the Super Bowl.
What does the myth of Satan have to do with the Christmas tradition? As it turns out, just about everything.
YouTube nut “A Call For An Uprising” declares inverted Christmas trees are a Satanic plot to “change everything.” I confess: He’s right.