They’ll Call You a Satanist No Matter What

They’ll Call You a Satanist No Matter What

WITCHES BINDING TRUMP AREN’T SATANISTS, BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER Nine days ago, thousands of witches, pagans, magicians, and other magically inclined people cast a spell of binding on Donald Trump. Even though this was a pagan thing rather than a Satanic...
Satan’s Black History Lesson

Satan’s Black History Lesson

HOW SOCIETY RACIALLY PROFILES THE DEVIL It’s February, but some things about black history probably just won’t come up during Black History Month. For example, we rarely talk about the centuries that black people spent having to be the devil. Back in 2013,...

Our Satanic Presidential Roast

SIX REASONS WE’RE BURNING DONALD TRUMP In a few days, we’re gathering in a mildly top secret Bay Area location to burn Donald Trump in effigy. February 1 is Imbolc Night, a date for pagan fire festivals. And it borders on Candlemas, which conspiracy assholes...

Pride Is a Sin (Thank god)

LGBT PRIDE: “SINNING” OUR WAY TO A BETTER WORLD This is LGBT Pride week in San Francisco. And pride, it was recently explained to me, is a sin. This insight came by way of a stranger commenting on a news story about the Orlando club shooting. The argument...