Satan The Loser
Satan is a loser, in that he’s defined by having once lost. This does not make him strong in the traditional, toxic sense. Instead it makes him powerful.
The New Satanic Abortion Law That Changes Nothing
New York’s Reproductive Health Act changes almost nothing about abortion access. But according to the Internet it now turns New Yorkers into Satanists.
Waiting For The End of the World
Jehovah’s Witnesses are sitting around waiting for the apocalypse, which they’ll spend in the basement. Why are Satanists are supposedly the weird ones again?
Conspiracy Messiahs: Dead Is Better
Anti-Satanist conspiracy freaks with #Qanon have chosen a messiah and preach his resurection. Hilariously, even #Qanon can’t convince them they’re wrong.
A Snake In The Xmas
Fundies think Satanic Christmas displays like Chicago’s Snaketivity or SBA’s Christmas tree exist just to make them mad. Ever notice they tend to think everything is about them?
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