That Lauren Boebert is wrong isn’t news, as Boebert is wrong about almost everything. The story is why her crank constituency believe her.
Remember to leave a wishbone on the threshold once a month, as that’s the most effective way to ward off superstition.
Durkheim said, “Religion is society worshiping itself.” Which if true means Satanism is not the religion of self-worship. That’s every religion.
Through stories like the Satan myth, we can confront our own falliblity. If we don’t, then we condemn ourselves to the one true Hell: denialism.
Empathy is a Satanic value, but it can take a lot out of you in the long run. In a way, you could call it a kind of Satanic sacrifice.