Black Mass: A Brief History of What Never Happened
For centuries, religious zealots insisted that the heretical Black Mass existed right under their noses. It was probably never true, but we’re sure here now.
Satanic Bay Area’s Anti Christ(mas) Roasts the Holidays
It was our biggest Satanic Bay Area public event ever, and you know who we have to thank for it: Satan. By which we mean all of you.
Waiting For The End of the World
Jehovah’s Witnesses are sitting around waiting for the apocalypse, which they’ll spend in the basement. Why are Satanists are supposedly the weird ones again?
Conspiracy Messiahs: Dead Is Better
Anti-Satanist conspiracy freaks with #Qanon have chosen a messiah and preach his resurection. Hilariously, even #Qanon can’t convince them they’re wrong.
A Snake In The Xmas
Fundies think Satanic Christmas displays like Chicago’s Snaketivity or SBA’s Christmas tree exist just to make them mad. Ever notice they tend to think everything is about them?
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