Not Great, Scott

Not Great, Scott

by | Nov 15, 2021

Conspiracy assholes are obsessing over Travis Scott’s imaginary “Satanic rituals” for a simple reason: They can’t get enough Satanism.

20th Century Faux

20th Century Faux

by | Jan 26, 2020

Either we have a “ritual abuse” pandemic or the supposed symptoms are hilariously broad and non-specific. I wonder which one it’ll turn out to be?

Pizzagate: Anti-Satanists Are Fucking Insane

Pizzagate: Anti-Satanists Are Fucking Insane

by | Dec 11, 2016

PIZZAGATE: SATANIC PANIC WITH EXTRA TOPPINGS   The most dangerous thing any Satanist has done lately is get a little busy on Fred Phelps’ mom’s grave. On the other hand, anti-Satanists just goaded a loon into shooting up a Washington DC pizza parlor. Remind...