Feel the Burn

Happy New Year Zero

Happy New Year Zero

Mainstream religions try to sell you eternity, but Satanism is transitive. Good things are not meant to last forever; they’re just meant to be good.

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Chapter & Versus

Chapter & Versus

For decades the Satanic Bible was the default norm. Even if you didn’t like, it’s like “Leviticus” or the XFL–distasteful, but part of the cultural fabric.

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The Unfriendly Skies

The Unfriendly Skies

Satanist Swati Runi Goyal’s shirt didn’t really offend an American Airlines crew. Goyal is what they don’t like, and the shirt is just what tipped them off.

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Okay. Why Satan?

Okay. Why Satan?

When they ask “Why Satan?” what they mean is, “If none of my damaging assumptions about Satanism were true, then why are you a Satanist?” Absurd.

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A Doctrine Of Dunces

A Doctrine Of Dunces

“The greatest representative of autonomy is Satan,” say dismal anti-abortion kooks at “Created Equal.” I might put that quote on my business cards.

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