Pizzagate: Anti-Satanists Are Fucking Insane

PIZZAGATE: SATANIC PANIC WITH EXTRA TOPPINGS   The most dangerous thing any Satanist has done lately is get a little busy on Fred Phelps’ mom’s grave. On the other hand, anti-Satanists just goaded a loon into shooting up a Washington DC pizza parlor. Remind...
The Right To Be Anti “Pro-Life”

The Right To Be Anti “Pro-Life”

TEXAS TELL ABORTION CLINICS “SEE YOU IN HELL”, SATANIC TEMPLE SAYS “SEE YOU IN COURT” Ancient Christians preached that in Hell, women who had abortions would sit in “gore up to their necks.” Meanwhile, the ghosts of unborn children...
Satan’s Equal Rights

Satan’s Equal Rights

THE DEVIL WAS THE FIRST “PERSON” TO OFFER AMERICANS EQUAL RIGHTS   Back in 1692, during the Essex County witchcraft panic around Salem, Massachusetts, confessed “witches” told their captors that the devil promised them a world of “gallant...
Satan: A Name For What Scares Off Weirdos

Satan: A Name For What Scares Off Weirdos

WHEN A FUNDAMENTALIST CALLS IT SATANIC, YOU KNOW IT’S WORKING RIGHT   It doesn’t take much to be called a Satanist these days. Just run for office, become an atheist, complain about sexual assault, or be gay or trans, and a fundamentalist will dutifully...
Satan Needs a Bible (Other Than the Satanic Bible)

Satan Needs a Bible (Other Than the Satanic Bible)

IF SATAN WERE EVIL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? (THE SATANIC BIBLE QUANDARY) As atheistic Satanists, we don’t believe that the devil exists. We certainly believe in Satan (via a different (better) definition of what that word means). But there’s no real fallen angel or...
Satan: The Best Doctor You Ever Had

Satan: The Best Doctor You Ever Had

MODERN MEDICINE: BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE SATANISM IN THEIR LIVES Is anesthesia a tool of Satanist medicine? Depends how many centuries you wait for a second opinion. Although the discovery of basic painkillers and sedatives only barely postdates the swallowing...