Atheistic Satanism: No Gods, No Kings, No Trolls

NO, SATANISTS AREN’T “JUST ATHEISTS TROLLING CHRISTIANS” Let’s settle this: No, the Satanic Temple and other Satanists are not “just atheists trolling Christians.” …I was really hoping just saying that would clear the whole...
Trump’s Religious Liberty Witchcraft

Trump’s Religious Liberty Witchcraft

NEW TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER COURTS RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS WITH “MAGIC” Alleged President of the United States Donald Trump signed another trademark Trump executive order Thursday. This one lets religious groups get political…sort of. Actually, near as I...

Pizzagate: Anti-Satanists Are Fucking Insane

PIZZAGATE: SATANIC PANIC WITH EXTRA TOPPINGS   The most dangerous thing any Satanist has done lately is get a little busy on Fred Phelps’ mom’s grave. On the other hand, anti-Satanists just goaded a loon into shooting up a Washington DC pizza parlor. Remind...
Satan: A Name For What Scares Off Weirdos

Satan: A Name For What Scares Off Weirdos

WHEN A FUNDAMENTALIST CALLS IT SATANIC, YOU KNOW IT’S WORKING RIGHT   It doesn’t take much to be called a Satanist these days. Just run for office, become an atheist, complain about sexual assault, or be gay or trans, and a fundamentalist will dutifully...