Joy To the World
Bastard Neo Nazi devil worship cult “Joy of Satan” reports that its main site had vanished from the Internet, thus inciting actual joy for the first time.
Forced Motherhood Fanatics Abort Reality
What does “post-birth abortion” have to do with Satanic Ritual Abuse? Well, neither ever happened, but they got their own moral panic anyway.
Conspiracy Messiahs: Dead Is Better
Anti-Satanist conspiracy freaks with #Qanon have chosen a messiah and preach his resurection. Hilariously, even #Qanon can’t convince them they’re wrong.
All Q’ed Up, No Place To Go
Anti-Satanist #Qanon conspirators thought JFK Jr would return from the dead this week. He didn’t. When fanatics get disappointed, they get more dangerous.
The Halloween Conspiracy That Almost Wasn’t
No, the Eye of Sauron atop Salesforce Tower on Halloween was not a Satanic ritual, and we were not behind it. But good luck convincing the credulous.
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