Bless This Mess

Bless This Mess

“Bless” comes from a word meaning “mark with blood.” And indeed, we used blood to mark the occasion at our Pazuzu’s Blessing ritual.

White Noise

White Noise

Ever wonder why most Satanists seem to be white? If your answer is no that’s okay, it’s not the sort of thing that comes up in TED Talks or at most parties.

Research & Destroy

Research & Destroy

Tell someone “do their own research” on Satanism and Google will have them thinking Freemasons use chemtrails to activate cannibalism genes in Girl Scouts.

Land Of Confusion

Land Of Confusion

Let’s ponder that sentiment: “Sure, this evidently good thing may seem good, but if you presume the inverse of all of that then it appears quite sinister.”

People Are Still Having Sex (Good god!)

People Are Still Having Sex (Good god!)

TEEN VOGUE ANAL SEX FIRES UP KOOKS, BUT YOU CAN’T FIGHT HUMAN NATURE I didn’t want to have opinions about the Teen Vogue anal sex essay, but the Internet forced me. And as Teen Vogue readers now know, some things you just shouldn’t force....