The Passion of Roy Moore (ew)

The Passion of Roy Moore (ew)

by | Nov 19, 2017

The lesson of disgraced judge turned disgraced Senate candidate Roy Moore: When atheists and Satanists warn you about religious kooks, you should listen.

Another Halloween Howler From Right-Wing Weirdos

Another Halloween Howler From Right-Wing Weirdos

by | Oct 29, 2017

HOW APOSTLE KIMBERLY DANIELS SAVED HALLOWEEN (BY TRYING TO RUIN IT) It’s almost Halloween, when Satanists wake with an extra spring in their step while kooks like Kimberly Daniels give the calendar dour glances. Who is Kimberly Daniels? Well, she’s a...
The End Of the End Of the World Again

The End Of the End Of the World Again

by | Sep 24, 2017

SEPTEMBER 23 APOCALYPSE A DUD, NOW HOW ABOUT KNOCKING IT OFF?   September 23 has come and gone, which of course means you’re dealing with the shock of the recent worldwide Rapture. I recommend herbal tea with a dash of Jack Daniels. Yes, we just had yet...
Jesus Is Just All Right With Abortion

Jesus Is Just All Right With Abortion

by | Jul 9, 2017

POLLS SAY CHRISTIANS OKAY WITH ABORTION, SO WHY IS IT DEVIL’S WORK?   Forty-four years ago the Supreme Court ruled in favor of women’s rights on abortion. Why this was ever up to nine men in the first place remains a mystery. Rather than let that...

Darwin Is Satan (And We’re Okay With That)

by | Feb 12, 2017

WHY ZEALOTS HATE DARWIN AS MUCH AS SATAN   It’s Charles Darwin’s 208th birthday today. And if there’s one name the crazies hate more than Satan, it’s Darwin. When Henry Drummond arrives in town to argue Darwinian theory in Inherit the Wind (a 1955 play about the...