The Letter of the Law
Twitter flacks vowed, “We will permanently suspend accounts tweeting about #Qanon. Couple things: One, no they won’t. Two, what exactly took this long?
Wayfair Is Foul & Foul Is Wayfair
Conspiracy assholes believe they’re special, but from Procter & Gamble to the Wayfair scare, they’re working off a script from thousands of years ago.
Monumental Errors
What’s the difference between monuments to Christopher Columbus or the Confederacy and effigies to Satan? Well, only every single possible thing.
The Failure of Everything
America is the Enron of countries, the archdiocese of the world. Problems get shuffled and papered over for a surprisingly long time–but not forever.
Service With a Trial
Satanist circles generally credit the phrase “non serviam” to Lucifer. But actually it’s the people who opted for freedom over servitude.
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