As southern culinary families go, serial gay bashers Chick-Fil-A were neck and neck with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Now the chickens come home to roost.
Wouldn’t it be lovely if, in Satan, we found the reality of the idea that everyone should be their true selves that society so often fails to deliver on?
Problem is, American institutions are fucking terrible. And then once you’re part of them you’re also fucking terrible.
What’s a Patron Sinner? A title we confer on people whose subversive, iconoclastic, rebellious examples personally inspire us as Satanists.