Satan’s Little Secret

Satan’s Little Secret

“BLACK MASS APPEAL” ASKS: SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE WE’RE SATANISTS? Last week, Satanic San Francisco launched our new podcast, Black Mass Appeal. Alternative titles we considered: “Satan For The Rest Of Us,” “Are You Afraid Of The...

No Such Thing As “Too Crazy” In Trump’s America

PIZZAGATE, SATANIC PANIC, AND THE NEW POLITICAL CAPITAL OF CRAZY I used to think the Satanic Panic was ancient history and conspiracy theories were funny. Then came 2016, Pizzagate, and Trump, and now nothing’s funny anymore. When I talk about religious zealots,...
They’ll Call You a Satanist No Matter What

They’ll Call You a Satanist No Matter What

WITCHES BINDING TRUMP AREN’T SATANISTS, BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER Nine days ago, thousands of witches, pagans, magicians, and other magically inclined people cast a spell of binding on Donald Trump. Even though this was a pagan thing rather than a Satanic...

Pizzagate: Anti-Satanists Are Fucking Insane

PIZZAGATE: SATANIC PANIC WITH EXTRA TOPPINGS   The most dangerous thing any Satanist has done lately is get a little busy on Fred Phelps’ mom’s grave. On the other hand, anti-Satanists just goaded a loon into shooting up a Washington DC pizza parlor. Remind...