Satan Says the Earth Is Round

Satan Says the Earth Is Round

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FLAT EARTHERS MEET SATAN, AND WHY WE’RE HAPPY ABOUT IT The Flat Earth Society is enjoying a renaissance these days, despite their noted hostility to any form of enlightenment. And yet, it turns out that even people who believe Satan is real and...
Texas’ Fetal Mass Grave Law Way Scarier Than Satan

Texas’ Fetal Mass Grave Law Way Scarier Than Satan

WE ARE AGAINST FETAL MASS GRAVES FOR JESUS You could have bet me almost anything that Texas’ proposed fetal burial law couldn’t get any creepier. Even just the phrase “fetal burial law” already pushes a red line I didn’t even know was...
The Right To Be Anti “Pro-Life”

The Right To Be Anti “Pro-Life”

TEXAS TELL ABORTION CLINICS “SEE YOU IN HELL”, SATANIC TEMPLE SAYS “SEE YOU IN COURT” Ancient Christians preached that in Hell, women who had abortions would sit in “gore up to their necks.” Meanwhile, the ghosts of unborn children...
Satan Needs a Bible (Other Than the Satanic Bible)

Satan Needs a Bible (Other Than the Satanic Bible)

IF SATAN WERE EVIL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? (THE SATANIC BIBLE QUANDARY) As atheistic Satanists, we don’t believe that the devil exists. We certainly believe in Satan (via a different (better) definition of what that word means). But there’s no real fallen angel or...
Satan: The Best Doctor You Ever Had

Satan: The Best Doctor You Ever Had

MODERN MEDICINE: BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE SATANISM IN THEIR LIVES Is anesthesia a tool of Satanist medicine? Depends how many centuries you wait for a second opinion. Although the discovery of basic painkillers and sedatives only barely postdates the swallowing...