by Daniel Walker | Jan 22, 2017
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FLAT EARTHERS MEET SATAN, AND WHY WE’RE HAPPY ABOUT IT The Flat Earth Society is enjoying a renaissance these days, despite their noted hostility to any form of enlightenment. And yet, it turns out that even people who believe Satan is real and...
by Daniel Walker | Jan 8, 2017
WE ARE AGAINST FETAL MASS GRAVES FOR JESUS You could have bet me almost anything that Texas’ proposed fetal burial law couldn’t get any creepier. Even just the phrase “fetal burial law” already pushes a red line I didn’t even know was...
by Daniel Walker | Dec 4, 2016
TEXAS TELL ABORTION CLINICS “SEE YOU IN HELL”, SATANIC TEMPLE SAYS “SEE YOU IN COURT” Ancient Christians preached that in Hell, women who had abortions would sit in “gore up to their necks.” Meanwhile, the ghosts of unborn children...
by Daniel Walker | Oct 16, 2016
IF SATAN WERE EVIL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? (THE SATANIC BIBLE QUANDARY) As atheistic Satanists, we don’t believe that the devil exists. We certainly believe in Satan (via a different (better) definition of what that word means). But there’s no real fallen angel or...
by Daniel Walker | Oct 9, 2016
MODERN MEDICINE: BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE SATANISM IN THEIR LIVES Is anesthesia a tool of Satanist medicine? Depends how many centuries you wait for a second opinion. Although the discovery of basic painkillers and sedatives only barely postdates the swallowing...
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