The New Satanic Abortion Law That Changes Nothing
New York’s Reproductive Health Act changes almost nothing about abortion access. But according to the Internet it now turns New Yorkers into Satanists.
Sins Aren’t Sins
Nothing you ever say, do, think, or feel is ever going to endanger your soul. Telling people otherwise is an act of abuse.
Black Mass: A Brief History of What Never Happened
For centuries, religious zealots insisted that the heretical Black Mass existed right under their noses. It was probably never true, but we’re sure here now.
Satanic Bay Area’s Anti Christ(mas) Roasts the Holidays
It was our biggest Satanic Bay Area public event ever, and you know who we have to thank for it: Satan. By which we mean all of you.
Waiting For The End of the World
Jehovah’s Witnesses are sitting around waiting for the apocalypse, which they’ll spend in the basement. Why are Satanists are supposedly the weird ones again?
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