by Daniel Walker | Jan 22, 2017
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FLAT EARTHERS MEET SATAN, AND WHY WE’RE HAPPY ABOUT IT The Flat Earth Society is enjoying a renaissance these days, despite their noted hostility to any form of enlightenment. And yet, it turns out that even people who believe Satan is real and...
by Daniel Walker | Jan 15, 2017
DO SATAN AND “WEATHER WITCHES” MAKE IT RAIN? TURNS OUT THE ANSWER MATTERS Northern California is bouncing back from a once-in-a-decade storm. Lucky we all made it through okay, since that giant ark building is all the way over in Kentucky. Yes, in...
by Daniel Walker | Jan 8, 2017
WE ARE AGAINST FETAL MASS GRAVES FOR JESUS You could have bet me almost anything that Texas’ proposed fetal burial law couldn’t get any creepier. Even just the phrase “fetal burial law” already pushes a red line I didn’t even know was...
by Daniel Walker | Dec 18, 2016
THERE’S NO “WAR ON CHRISTMAS,” YOU JUST GAVE THE FUN STUFF TO THE DEVIL Did you know crazies have been doing the “War on Christmas” thing for more than 500 years? In 1487, two German inquisitors wrote in their witch hunter’s manual: “Bad...
by Daniel Walker | Dec 11, 2016
PIZZAGATE: SATANIC PANIC WITH EXTRA TOPPINGS The most dangerous thing any Satanist has done lately is get a little busy on Fred Phelps’ mom’s grave. On the other hand, anti-Satanists just goaded a loon into shooting up a Washington DC pizza parlor. Remind...
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