by Daniel Walker | Mar 19, 2017
NUN COVER-UP IN TUAM, IRELAND IS SCARIER THAN SATAN Be warned, this one gets upsetting fast. Remember back in January, when the state of Texas proposed a law requiring mass graves for aborted fetuses? Of course you do, who could forget? Back then, I declared fetal...
by Daniel Walker | Jan 29, 2017
SIX REASONS WE’RE BURNING DONALD TRUMP In a few days, we’re gathering in a mildly top secret Bay Area location to burn Donald Trump in effigy. February 1 is Imbolc Night, a date for pagan fire festivals. And it borders on Candlemas, which conspiracy assholes...
by Daniel Walker | Jan 8, 2017
WE ARE AGAINST FETAL MASS GRAVES FOR JESUS You could have bet me almost anything that Texas’ proposed fetal burial law couldn’t get any creepier. Even just the phrase “fetal burial law” already pushes a red line I didn’t even know was...
by Daniel Walker | Dec 4, 2016
TEXAS TELL ABORTION CLINICS “SEE YOU IN HELL”, SATANIC TEMPLE SAYS “SEE YOU IN COURT” Ancient Christians preached that in Hell, women who had abortions would sit in “gore up to their necks.” Meanwhile, the ghosts of unborn children...
by Daniel Walker | Oct 9, 2016
MODERN MEDICINE: BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE SATANISM IN THEIR LIVES Is anesthesia a tool of Satanist medicine? Depends how many centuries you wait for a second opinion. Although the discovery of basic painkillers and sedatives only barely postdates the swallowing...
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