Satan Needs a Bible (Other Than the Satanic Bible)

Satan Needs a Bible (Other Than the Satanic Bible)

by | Oct 16, 2016

IF SATAN WERE EVIL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? (THE SATANIC BIBLE QUANDARY) As atheistic Satanists, we don’t believe that the devil exists. We certainly believe in Satan (via a different (better) definition of what that word means). But there’s no real fallen angel or...
Satan: The Best Doctor You Ever Had

Satan: The Best Doctor You Ever Had

by | Oct 9, 2016

MODERN MEDICINE: BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE SATANISM IN THEIR LIVES Is anesthesia a tool of Satanist medicine? Depends how many centuries you wait for a second opinion. Although the discovery of basic painkillers and sedatives only barely postdates the swallowing...

Christian Hate Group Says Satan Ruined Black Lives Matter

by | Sep 25, 2016

BLACK LIVES MATTER (BUT NOT ENOUGH TO PLEASE SOME GODS) The American Family Association is a Christian hate group, but they mostly reserve their hate for gay and trans people. What could they possibly have against Black Lives Matter? The usual: Satan. AFA blogger...
Don’t Deliver Us From Evil

Don’t Deliver Us From Evil

by | Sep 18, 2016

FRIAR COVERS FOR PEDOPHILE PRIESTS, CALLS TST CHILD MOLESTERS What’s a bigger danger to kids: pedophiles, or the devil? It shouldn’t be a difficult question, but some apparently disagree. Friar Dwight Longenecker is an apostate Anglican turned Catholic...