Feel the Burn
The Gift of Pazuzu
Despite what William Peter Blatty tells you, the Mesopotamian demon Pazuzu is not Satan and is great with kids. But angry people see Satanism in all things.
The Final Ultimate Secret To Satanic Practice (sort of)
All of these acts are Satanism. Because they’re all things Satanists do in the name of their lack of faith. To choose for yourself is inherently Satanic.
Satan and the Shen Yun Effect
The weird, cultish Chinse dance company Shen Yun with the omnipresent ads is a little stuck in the past. But so are most religions–Satanism too.
Joy To the World
Bastard Neo Nazi devil worship cult “Joy of Satan” reports that its main site had vanished from the Internet, thus inciting actual joy for the first time.
Me In the Spotlight, Using My Religion
Is Satanism a religion? Short answer: Yes. Longer answer: Yes, buuuut…it’s complicated. Turns out nobody knows what “religion” really means. And that can get scary for some.
Diverse Devils & Napoleon’s New Math
Napoleon once demanded where god is in math. Fundies want to know where he is in Satanism. These are dumb assumptions, but we all make similar errors sometimes.
Forced Motherhood Fanatics Abort Reality
What does “post-birth abortion” have to do with Satanic Ritual Abuse? Well, neither ever happened, but they got their own moral panic anyway.
Satan Says: There Are No Final Conflicts
Some bad ideas keep creeping into religions, like a “final conflict” resolving everyting. First of all, shit plan. Second, it’s just not gonna happen.
Satan The Loser
Satan is a loser, in that he’s defined by having once lost. This does not make him strong in the traditional, toxic sense. Instead it makes him powerful.
A Tale of Two Churches
The Catholic Church employs forced abortion for nun abuse. The Church of Satan’s founder pushed sterilization in place of abortion. What fresh hell?
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