Feel the Burn
The Devil’s In the Details For Patriot Prayer
WHAT IS PATRIOT PRAYER AND WHAT CAN IT LEARN FROM SAN FRANCISCO SATANISTS? Portland-based right-wing group Patriot Prayer got into a real shitstorm in San Francisco this week. Sometimes it involved real shit. Two weeks after white supremacists murdered a woman in the...
Black Hole Sun, Won’t You Come?
FLAT EARTHERS PREP FOR TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE IN Tomorrow, the United States will witness a total solar eclipse. And then, presumably, Father Ba'al will use that dark gateway in the sky to cast a spell of doomsday over this wretched earth......
Satan’s Little Secret
"BLACK MASS APPEAL" ASKS: SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE WE'RE SATANISTS? Last week, Satanic San Francisco launched our new podcast, Black Mass Appeal. Alternative titles we considered: "Satan For The Rest Of Us," "Are You Afraid Of The Devil?" "Rosemary's Babies," "The...
Doctoring Up Phony Exorcists
"EXORCIST" DOCTOR RICHARD GALLAGHER'S DEMONS OF MENTAL HEALTH ABUSE The fake exorcists are at it again, and now they have Dr. Richard Gallagher riding shotgun. Last week, CNN profiled this screwball doctor turned exorcist helper. Who is he? "An Ivy League-educated,...
Trump Feels The Love From Religious Hate Groups
HOT FOR SCAPEGOAT, TRUMP BEDEVILS TRANSGENDER SOLDIERS On Wednesday, alleged US President Donald Trump tried to bar transgender soldiers via Twitter. Tweeting, of course, isn't a prescribed method of setting policy. So this may not translate into real practice. But...
Satanism Outfoxes Fox News
A COMPLETE TUCKER CARLSON GUIDE TO WHAT THE HELL SATANISM IS Tucker Carlson is a Fox News host who forever looks like he smells an open sewer. On Thursday, he performed his equivalent of an interview with Satanic Temple co-founder Lucien Greaves. American...
People Are Still Having Sex (Good god!)
TEEN VOGUE ANAL SEX FIRES UP KOOKS, BUT YOU CAN'T FIGHT HUMAN NATURE I didn't want to have opinions about the Teen Vogue anal sex essay, but the Internet forced me. And as Teen Vogue readers now know, some things you just shouldn't force. Here's the deal: Teen Vogue...
Jesus Is Just All Right With Abortion
POLLS SAY CHRISTIANS OKAY WITH ABORTION, SO WHY IS IT DEVIL'S WORK? Forty-four years ago the Supreme Court ruled in favor of women's rights on abortion. Why this was ever up to nine men in the first place remains a mystery. Rather than let that reasonable...
The Last Temptation of Arkansas Senator Jason Rapert
HOW THE ARKANSAS TEN COMMANDMENTS MONUMENT BECAME SATAN The Arkansas Ten Commandments monument was only up for a couple of hours before a Dodge Dart drove through the whole 6,000 pound granite mess. Come to think of it, legend has it a similar fate befell the original...
Somewhere Over Which Rainbow?
SATAN'S PUPPETS MAKE "WARRIORS FOR CHRIST" TASTE THE RAINBOW It’s time again for San Francisco Pride, so let’s talk about the potent Satanic power of rainbow emojis. A couple of weeks ago the seemingly over-caffeinated fundamentalist Facebook page Warriors For Christ...
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