A Plague Of Bad Solutions
Satan doesn’t have any miracle cures for you. And actually it looks like neither does anybody else. But whatever you’re feeling right now, it’s okay.
Forced Motherhood Fanatics Abort Reality
What does “post-birth abortion” have to do with Satanic Ritual Abuse? Well, neither ever happened, but they got their own moral panic anyway.
The Halloween Conspiracy That Almost Wasn’t
No, the Eye of Sauron atop Salesforce Tower on Halloween was not a Satanic ritual, and we were not behind it. But good luck convincing the credulous.
Parkland Conspiracy Assholes Need To Lose Faith
Somehow, the same Internet frauds who believe in witches, the Illuminati, and the devil consider straightforward news too far-fetched to also believe.
Satan Brings Sexy Back
That’s how anti-Satanist conspiracy theories work: Even things that debunk the conspiracy are part of the conspiracy, including the NFL and the Super Bowl.
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